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don't let me lose you I'm not trying to confuse you [28 Feb 2006|09:36pm]

tamasha420
[ mood | bitchy ]

for those of you who don't get this...

Eminem is not CUTE. Eminem is HOT. and Eminem is BRILLIANT.
cute is such a derogatory word. it implies puppies and kitties. Eminem is not a puppy or kitty.
"Cute" implies a lack of dignity. Eminem isn't lacking in dignity. In fact, EMinem is not lacking in anything, except for maybe his lacking respect for the not-straight. but for that I can forgive him.

therefore nobody call Eminem "cute" again.

you get the message am I gettin thru to you?

1 trailor park girl| go 'round the outside

the ultimate Stan letter [22 Feb 2006|06:33pm]

tamasha420
[ mood | enthralled ]

damn.

I had always known EMinem was brilliant...

...but I had NO IDEA he was also hot.

see, I have been more or less in love with Eminem ever since, oh, 2000 or even before. but the reason I haven't Googled him or even known what he looked like until very very recently is that I have a thing agaisnt "meeting my heroes". you could say. some people I love their art or work so much that anything I learn about them will cheapen my rose-tinted mental image of them. like I had this image of Amy Lee that was so beautiful, and then I found that her personality comes close to it but her appearance is nowhere close. and that broke my heart. and the Harry Potter characters in the movies- that's why I don't like watching the movies of my favorite books. and the picture in my head of Eminem was quite pretty. but then I saw 8-Mile and it not only equalled my mental image- it raised it.
No photo can do justice to him. I stared at the TV screen while watching the DVD and just stared and stared. I worship him. I do. I worship every angle of his perfect fine face, the amazing soulful blue of his eyes, ever expression, his walk, the way he dresses in 8-Mile, just the general aura of depth about him. not to mention his physique. but I've google imagesearched him a lot and none of the pictures can remotely do justice. so many times while watching the movie I just wanted to hug him, just to hold him and tell him it would all be okay.
in actuality I'm closer to Hailie Jade's age than I am to Marshall's. he's like 34, she's 11 and I'm 18. but I don't care- lie I said, it makes a lot more sense than people's insane obsession with the fiftyish-year-old Johnny Depp. besides, he's just so FINE not in the dirty sense- I'm talking everything about him. His minbd too, mainly his mind. a lot of rappers like Ludakris have a style which is basically just crude- there's sort of a rough appeal to it, but the rhymes aren't perfect, the rhythm isn't perfect, it isn't complex. it's simple, it's roughly hewn, and cool in its own way. but Eminem- he's just exquisite. in all senses of the word. so many layers of his style, and the deeper you dig, the more intricate and beautiful it gets. there's a degree of perfection to hs rhymes, to the expression of his emotions, to the emotions theselves that can't possibly be equalled by someone like, say, Lil John. he's just- perfect. even his tattoos are exquisite. there's nothing lukewarm about him- everything is chiselled and intense.
wow. this is like the ultimate Stan letter.

go 'round the outside

see you're a poet to some, a reglar modern-day SHakespeare. [20 Feb 2006|05:12pm]

tamasha420
[ mood | enthralled ]

Hey Em;


You know you my favorite white boy, right?


Just thought I'd let you know.


I just watched 8-Mile and now I worship you. I worshipped you before but not like I do now.

send Hailie Jade my love.

you're past thirty and yet you're not the only person in the nursing home flirting...

don't ever grow up.

or I break yo face.

love
-Sabz

go 'round the outside

[09 Oct 2003|07:51am]

kid_sportswear
Dear Eminem,

Please take a big steamy shit in my mouth so that I can taste the literal equivalent of your music.

THANKS!

~L.
1 trailor park girl| go 'round the outside

[28 Sep 2003|01:31am]

pink_thong
Here is my shameless plug. A brand new Eminem community. Please read the rules (userinfo) before joining. shadysgurl
go 'round the outside

[14 Jun 2003|09:04pm]

comatose
[ mood | aggravated ]

Dear Eminem,

I wish you didn't remind me of my exboyfriend, because everytime I see you on tv or everytime I listen to you, it reminds me of him, and it drives me nuts because I severely dislike HIM but I am totally in awe of you.

I know in that picture he looks nothing like you, because he's pulling a face, but I SWEAR it's almost scary how much alike you are.

He WALKS like you, he acts like you (to an extent), and when he talks to me, I can see so many similarities in the face that it scares me. Blue eyes, same nose, same mouth, same hair.... And the fact that he worships you doesn't help much.

I like listening to you, but it's bringing too much stuff back from the past. How the hell can I break you away from my ex? It's been 3 months already. Grrr...

<3 Ryder

3 trailor park girls| go 'round the outside

[21 Oct 2002|12:46am]

sharpconformist
you have the same birthday as my boyfriend.

also, MTV should make an Osbournes-esque reality show about your family. it will be called, predictably, The Eminem Show---a fact which will piss you off.
2 trailor park girls| go 'round the outside

[21 Oct 2002|12:44am]

sharpconformist
you have the same birthday as my boyfriend.

also, MTV should make an Osbournes-esque reality show about your family. it will be called, predictably, The Eminem Show---a fact which will piss you off.
go 'round the outside

[03 Oct 2002|09:57pm]

sharpconformist
dear eminem,

moby started it. he totally did. and i were back in school and a history major, i would totally write a 128 page senior thesis about it.
2 trailor park girls| go 'round the outside

new comments! [29 Jul 2002|08:24pm]

nerdcorefever
thanks sharpconformist!

I made the new comments to better glorify the shady name!

I wanted the counter to say "__ trailor park girl(s) go 'round the outside," but I didn't know how to make a word in the middle of a phrase plural, only words at the end...but that ended up solving a problem because I couldn't figure out what to put in the "comments" part, and "go 'round the outside" kind of sounded like a way to say "comment," so that's how that happened.

but, yay!
4 trailor park girls| go 'round the outside

[30 Jul 2002|12:43am]

sharpconformist
dear eminem,

last year my friend a. (who likes you a lot more ironically than i do) and i watched the video music awards together. when you sang with elton john our reaction was "aww...wouldn't it be cool if he turned around and punched elton john in the stomach?"

so, you totally dropped the ball on that one. just sayin'.

love,

tha closet cleaner
1 trailor park girl| go 'round the outside

[30 Jul 2002|12:36am]

sharpconformist
dear eminem,

last year my friend a. (who likes you a lot more ironically than i do) and i watched the video music awards together. when you sang with elton john our reaction was "aww...wouldn't it be cool if he turned around and punched elton john in the stomach?"

so, you totally dropped the ball on that one. just sayin'.

love,

tha closet cleaner
3 trailor park girls| go 'round the outside

like charli would say [28 Jul 2002|09:22pm]

nerdcorefever
Em,

I am your down ass chick.
Baby, say yeah!
go 'round the outside

she's my babymamma [28 Jul 2002|08:50pm]

atomspunk
[ mood | happy ]

Dear Eminem,

I think you need to be sent to bed without supper and then spanked. I'm not gay (I know you hate that) but I'd just love to slap the brat out of you.

Love,

Adam

4 trailor park girls| go 'round the outside

This looks like a job for me. [28 Jul 2002|08:47pm]

xgreatgrrl
Dear Eminem,

Your performance with Elton John...what can I say? How thought provoking! We never know exactly what you're thinking do we! Perhaps a blatant homophobe or Eltons toy on the side? You crazy kid you. Same with the whole Kim deal, notorious wife beater or a feminist? Oh Eminem you! ( cept of course I like to call you just "Em" it's so much more friendly and personal don't you think?)

One more question. Do two trailer park girls really go round the outside? Round the outside? And why do you have to write a song about coming back on every new album you make? We know you're comin back bud (unfortunately), don't need to tell us. Har har!

Your notorious use of the word "fag" is also much appreciated!

3 cheers for Em!

hip


hip

hooray.
1 trailor park girl| go 'round the outside

yes, we actually do hate eachother [26 Jul 2002|11:22pm]

nerdcorefever
marshall...

don't even get me started on kim.

babymotha
7 trailor park girls| go 'round the outside

[24 Jul 2002|10:22am]

sharpconformist
dear eminem,

i just wanted to take a minute and thank you for making fun of moby. i will admit that i harbor a mild admiration for moby [licensing every song on an album to a commercial, movie, etc = BRILLIANT]. however, i am happy that someone is making fun of moby in public.

i mean, too many people treat him like he's moses with a keyboard.

love,

stan
1 trailor park girl| go 'round the outside

em, i love you... [23 Jul 2002|09:49pm]

nerdcorefever
a haiku for mr. shady...

i love you marshall
much more than rivers cuomo
yes, you complete me

if anyone has any ideas for what the comments should say, lemme know...
4 trailor park girls| go 'round the outside

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